WildHare MMagers sometimes
have too much free time on their hands. This was remedied when a
brewing gift certificate found its way into our offices a few years ago.
After a few wicked battles, a car keying, nasty poutings and finally a reluctant compromise
with conditions - RED TIDE ALE was born. Soon
after it was necessary to form the Bolsa Chica Brewing & Bottling
Company to assist in keeping up with the tremendous demand - and
life ain't been the same since.!
instant hit with the Bolsa Chica Windsurfing crew, its popularity spread to
the general populace as a Huntington Beach Surf City Soul Brew. The
jury is in but...as will happen, they've passed out in the process of
reaching the verdict. But a good time was had by all. This bold
boast is assumed or implied by the scuff marks found on the conference room table and something
unmentionable dangling from the now crooked & damp lamp shade monogrammed with the words
"Tuesday's Child". (disclaimer- YOUR RESULTS MAY VARY) Nobody's talking about it and I'm not about
to start an infamous probing investigation into the matter. I'll leave
that one in the hands of the politicians along with a handsome 6 pack
sampler ....for medicinal purposes only, you understand.
But it is safe to say that no
employees, jurists, small animals or innocent by-standers have been
hurt or reported missing so the tests are concluded to be a resounding
RED TIDE ALE
is brewed to be akin to a wide variety of fine Scottish Ales. Each Ale is blended to
favorably when accented with a quick squeeze of lemon or anything
else worth squeezin' but for best results we recommend sticking to tart citrus. It has become the favorite among the Bolsa Cheatya WindSlaves and Loose Tit, renowned
rodential companion and confidant of Ramon A. Paddywack - at large. As is recited on most teasingly windless afternoons..............."We come for the wind, stay for the snapper......and
wash it all down with a Red Tide Ale.
As a result RTA comes complete with printed
sagely directive - Drink hearty & don't be a dumbass."
It had to be done because too date, no one has figured out how to
implement & administer "the Designated Sailor Program".
BOXCAR BRYSON'S GOLDENWEST LAGER
or G-DUB-YA LAGA for
short. Now here's a story worth
There is a surf spot right off GoldenWest St. and the Cliffs
in Huntington Beach. It is a cloudbreak mysto surf spot because it rarely breaks. To
you Fresno farm boys & Fullerton Freshman that means it sits
offshore a piece and breaks out in deep water. It is
unique because it is a
manmade reef composed of cable cars from the old Red Line Railroad.
Take your pick - Box Cars, Cable Cars, Mystos & Brysons Reef-
its all the same place & it takes a mighty south or west swell to make it come alive
and a hearty crew to make it out past the shore pound & current to
When it does go off, an old silver haired surfer, just as mysterious, arrives on the scene
to catch the best of it - time & tide. He is rumored by locals to be a
ghost oil roustabout from the old Standard Oil derrick days as no one sees him enter or leave the water. He
rides it with the style and grace of the big wave riders of
yesteryear.....not flashy but well balanced and tuned in to every
subtle nuance of the big wave's character. Knowing only his
name, the local boys give him plenty of room when he strokes
his 11 foot Greg Noll rhino chaser into the outside rolling wave
face. Bolsa Chica Brewers & Bottling Company salutes
Boxcar Bryson's legacy with a golden Lager. G-DUB-YA LAGA is a perfectly balanced, full bodied
lager that even women & light beer drinkers praise as "Totally
FAMOUS BEERS WE HAVE
The labels below
proudly take their place in history as satisfying
the taste buds &
soothing the minds of their inbibulous hosts.
T-shirts, Sweatshirts, Caps & mugs available soon - I promise.
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